“The story you are

“The story you are about to see is a fib, but it’s
short. The names are made up but the problems are
real.”

Those of you lucky enough to remember href="http://dmoz.org/Arts/Television/Programs/Children's/Square_One_TV
/Mathnet/" target="_top">Square One’s Mathnet will remember those
opening lines. I’m putting them here because I’m going to tell you
a couple of outrageous lies just to segue between a couple of
photos that I’ve now been able to scan and put online. That’s right,
baby; my scanner is working. And I’ve got Photoshop, and that makes
me the most dangerous man on the second floor of my house.

All of these photos are from Antoine and Alethea’s wedding. Remember
the “perfection” I mentioned that surrounded that fateful day?
Strangely, the camera seemed to find all of the cracks, flaws and
out-and-out debauchery that I neglected to mention. Mehmet tried to href="http://neon.polkaroo.net/~mhoye/wedding/pics/met-with-alethea.jpg">get
in good with the bride early, even though it href="http://neon.polkaroo.net/~mhoye/wedding/pics/met-without-alethea.jpg">didn’t
play out in the end. Where was
Antoine when this was going on? I tell you, href="http://neon.polkaroo.net/~mhoye/wedding/pics/antoine-with-kids.jpg">the
chicks were all over him. We caught Arjun trying to href="http://neon.polkaroo.net/~mhoye/wedding/pics/grand_theft_arjun.jpg">make
off with the flowers before the ceremony, and to cap it all off href="http://neon.polkaroo.net/~mhoye/wedding/pics/valeries-kid.jpg">some
kid tried to put a hex on me. Thankfully, it all href="http://neon.polkaroo.net/~mhoye/wedding/pics/antoine-with-alethea.jpg">worked
out in the end. Indeed, the majestic panorama of the href="http://neon.polkaroo.net/~mhoye/wedding/pics/groupshot.jpg">Group
Photo would seem to indicate that, what with all the smiling and
the making of the happy, and so forth. Huzzah!

More scans are on the way, though perhaps I’ll keep the fibbing to
a minimum for the next round.