Those of you who wish to spend a moment in my personal, cozy little
corner of academic hell should come to visit me in Carleton’s School
Of Computer Science, where I can show you the readme.txt file,
in the c:\program_files\plus!\ directory, from Microsoft Internet
Explorer 3.0.
It is on all the machines. It is part of our standard lab
disk image, and I am going to be ill. I have worked so long and
so hard at this, and at the end of the day I’m going to end up with
a degree from an institution that cannot compile a disk image.
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. I may be able to compromise by
vomiting profusely.