doesn’t have a link to href="http://www.apple.com/trailers/miramax/comedian.html">this
in it as of press time, (update: probably because it’s an old movie
-MH) the second “this” being one of the funniest movie trailers
I’ve ever seen. Between the Comedian trailer and the fact that the href="http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramount/tomb_raider/thecradleoflife/">Tomb
Raider trailer was set to the old Prodigy tune, “Smack My Bitch Up”,
my evening’s been made.
I saw Reloaded last night, a complicated though clearly second-of-three
movie, and I probably would have enjoyed it a lot more if I hadn’t had
to sit through what must have been at least a half-hour long trailer for
“Legally Blonde 2″, which is a lot like having an escaped inmate pry
your eyes four feet out of their sockets with a rusted shiv and letting
them bleach in the desert sun. I could actually feel my brain smoothing
itself and curling into a ball to minimize the surface area that was
being exposed to this trailer. It’s a good thing there were plenty of
nutritious, wholesome fight scenes in Reloaded, because otherwise my
brain would never have ventured out of its shell ever again.