Dear Internet Pharmacies.

I appreciate your efforts to sell me your wondrous variety of drugs that start with V, including viagra, vicodin and valium, and I am eager to take advantage of the tremendous opportunities to save that you have offered. However, I am a busy man; I do not have time to enjoy each of these options on their own every day. Ideally, I would like to take advantage of all of these fine medicines at the same time, and from a single pill. Like most of your clients, I’m just a regular hard-working guy, looking for a pill that gives me an enormous hard-on that I can’t feel and don’t really care about anyway.

I’m sure you’ll inform me the instant such a miracle pill became possible.

— Mike.