Stick It Up Your Ya.

Occasionally, I mine the referrer logs on this machine to figure out what people are really searching for when they come across my humble web pages. I was going to do that again, but then I found this:

cache9-5.[...somewhere -MH...].sa - - [23/Nov/2003:00:35:02 -0500] "GET /~mhoye/blarg/archives/001489.html HTTP/1.0" 200 0 "" "Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)"

212.[...somewhere -MH ...].26 - - [23/Nov/2003:00:35:03 -0500] "GET /~mhoye/blarg/archives/001489.html HTTP/1.0" 200 0 "" "Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)"

and I’ll never do it again. I just don’t want to know.


  1. Posted November 27, 2003 at 3:33 am | Permalink

    Ayup –sometimes it’s just better not to know.

    Although, silver-lining wise, they could have been looking for “in the ass”…

  2. Mike Hoye
    Posted November 27, 2003 at 3:43 am | Permalink

    The title, for those of you who enjoy a good cover, is from Richard Cheese’s cover of Limp Bizkit’s “Nookie”.

    “Lounge Against The Machine”, his band is called.

  3. Nick
    Posted November 30, 2003 at 11:57 pm | Permalink

    I wonder how many pages that guy had to look through before he came to your site. I mean, “not in the ass” as a search phrase is probably going to get you some pretty accurate results pretty quickly, considering the main use of the internet these days.

  4. Mike Hoye
    Posted December 1, 2003 at 5:53 pm | Permalink

    Well, thankfully we can determine that from the URL: “&start=90”, meaning there are at least ninety other web pages out there that Google has determined are more suitable for people looking for whatever it is that is not in the ass in question.

    Though I’m sure this little thread is going to boost my standing in the world of anus-related protests.