A Clever Fakade

I sit politely at the dinner table and make pleasant, interesting conversation with Arlene’s family, friends and relatives. I help serve the food, I help with the dishes and clean up. I am well-dressed and well-groomed, I am unfailingly affable, polite and debonair at all times.

Everything is going according to plan. None of them suspect the truth, that behind this veneer of civility I am, in fact, a scruffy, uncultured baboon.

Excellent.

2 Comments

  1. Shamim
    Posted December 31, 2003 at 2:36 am | Permalink

    LOL, they have yet to talk to your ex girl friends then! Have a wonderful holiday and happy new year – shamim

  2. Mike Hoye
    Posted December 31, 2003 at 9:47 am | Permalink

    If you think I’m going to allow my exes anywhere near them, you have been woefully misinformed.