Leila called me recently, to let me know that she has a job in Ottawa, and then she gave me her e-mail address. Nick said that you could e-mail his cell phone at this other address, because Japan is in the future or something. Both those addresses bounce like a bad cheque wrapped in rubber bands and signed by a professional trampolinist who owns a pogo stick and eschews athletic support. Why does everybody have to lie to me?

My theory is that they’re bad people.


  1. Nick
    Posted January 22, 2004 at 12:37 am | Permalink

    I can’t email you from my phone either. I suppose it’s because your server breaches social harmony. But I have successfully emailed back and forth with Andrew’s Hotmail account and my father’s rogers account. Is there an alternate account I can try?

  2. Mike Hoye
    Posted January 22, 2004 at 11:37 am | Permalink

    I’ll inform Shaver that he needs to install feng-shui on bitchcake immediately.

    I can’t think of a reason that it shouldn’t work. I’ll give it a try from nexus.carleton.ca