Everyone’s favorite centrist moderate Pat Buchanan has this to say on the subject of homosexuality:
To some of us, homosexuality is an affliction, like alcoholism, and hellishly difficult to control. Why some folks can take or leave alcohol — while others can enjoy it in moderation, and others cannot stop drinking without help and must swear off it for life or it will kill them — remains a mystery of nature.
I’m sure we can all agree that if you enjoy homosexuality only occasionally and in moderation, no harm can come of it; just remember to be gay responsibly, and not to excess. And don’t be gay and drive, or something.