A Slight Case Of The Pregnant

Everyone’s favorite centrist moderate Pat Buchanan has this to say on the subject of homosexuality:

To some of us, homosexuality is an affliction, like alcoholism, and hellishly difficult to control. Why some folks can take or leave alcohol — while others can enjoy it in moderation, and others cannot stop drinking without help and must swear off it for life or it will kill them — remains a mystery of nature.

I’m sure we can all agree that if you enjoy homosexuality only occasionally and in moderation, no harm can come of it; just remember to be gay responsibly, and not to excess. And don’t be gay and drive, or something.



  1. Mike Hoye
    Posted October 20, 2004 at 12:19 pm | Permalink

    Furthermore, Jeebus.

  2. Posted October 20, 2004 at 12:27 pm | Permalink

    “Man, I am so hungover this morning.”

    “I’m telling you this as your friend, but you really need to cut back on the homosexuality. We’re all worried about you.”