A Moment Of Clarity

Today I taught the predictive text input mechanism on my phone about the word “IKEA” and immediately felt like a shard of my soul had been sheared off and the space it had been cauterized.

I am seriously considering setting myself on fire right now.

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  1. kev

    You text message that much about IKEA? I have some gasoline and matches, if that helps.

  2. Mike Hoye

    It was just the one time, but it was reflexive – tell it the new word, so life in the future will be easier.

    Right at this exact moment I am starting into the Bushmills, and I intend to keep at it until I can’t feel my hands.