Get The Salt.

I don’t think I should visit my friends anymore when I have a disgusting sinus cold, no matter how much medication I take. I was oozing mucus all weekend; it was disgusting, I felt like a snail.

I realize I’m not a great houseguest at the best of times, but I will endeavor not to be some plague-bearing snuffleupagus next time I’m, say, visiting Jamie, Antoine or Sean.