First Principles

Dear political commentators, poli-sci majors and aspirant despots everywhere, please pay attention:

“The Prince” is not a management handbook.

It is a work of satire.
Read “The Discourses”.

Please endeavor to finish the Discourses without moving your lips. Ideally, do not move your lips ever again.

Thank you.

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  1. John

    I like you.

  2. Mike Hoye

    It was all I could do not to use bold, underline, blink and marquee, and HTML doesn’t support flare guns.

  3. Skwid

    Worst. Haiku. Ever.