First Principles

Dear political commentators, poli-sci majors and aspirant despots everywhere, please pay attention:

“The Prince” is not a management handbook.

It is a work of satire.
Read “The Discourses”.

Please endeavor to finish the Discourses without moving your lips. Ideally, do not move your lips ever again.

Thank you.

3 Comments

  1. John
    Posted May 18, 2005 at 7:51 pm | Permalink

    I like you.

  2. Mike Hoye
    Posted May 18, 2005 at 10:26 pm | Permalink

    It was all I could do not to use bold, underline, blink and marquee, and HTML doesn’t support flare guns.

  3. Posted May 20, 2005 at 2:25 pm | Permalink

    Worst. Haiku. Ever.