First Principles

Dear political commentators, poli-sci majors and aspirant despots everywhere, please pay attention:

“The Prince” is not a management handbook.

It is a work of satire.
Read “The Discourses”.

Please endeavor to finish the Discourses without moving your lips. Ideally, do not move your lips ever again.

Thank you.

This entry was written by mhoye, posted on May 18, 2005 at 11:53 am, filed under analog. Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post. Both comments and trackbacks are currently closed.

3 Comments

  1. John
    Posted May 18, 2005 at 7:51 pm | Permalink

    I like you.

  2. Mike Hoye
    Posted May 18, 2005 at 10:26 pm | Permalink

    It was all I could do not to use bold, underline, blink and marquee, and HTML doesn’t support flare guns.

  3. Skwid
    Posted May 20, 2005 at 2:25 pm | Permalink

    Worst. Haiku. Ever.