root@grayswandir:/home/mhoye # apt-get remove openoffice.org
Reading package lists... Done
Building dependency tree... Done
The following packages will be REMOVED:
kubuntu-desktop openoffice.org openoffice.org-bin openoffice.org-debian-files openoffice.org-gtk-gnome openoffice.org-kde ubuntu-desktop
0 upgraded, 0 newly installed, 7 to remove and 0 not upgraded.
Need to get 0B of archives.
After unpacking 155MB disk space will be freed.
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This is nerd-speak for “if you don’t like my agonizingly-slow word processor, I’m taking your entire user interface and going home”.
You’ve. Got. To. Be. Kidding. Me.
UPDATE: As it turns out, I am the one kidding me. And I spoke too soon about speaking too soon. Very meta! (Thank you, commentors)