The Taming Of The N00b.

I made the funny, and now I am going to share it with you. Rejoice!

We played some Halo on Saturday, which was fun. Coop wasn’t there, which is was sort-of-too-bad, but on the other hand sort-of-not-too-bad, because it made balancing the teams much, much easier. The rest of the people there were at least close to being reasonably evenly matched, but playing Halo with Cooper is like watching the Reader’s Digest condensed version of Macbeth.

Player 1: Where’s Coop? (dies.)

Player 2: Fuck! (dies.)

Coop enters scene, picks up weapons, exits.

Ominous. Which is not to say he will not be invited back, obviously, just that we might have to ply him with liquor or something.


  1. Nick
    Posted December 13, 2005 at 7:15 pm | Permalink

    You know, Coop might come more often if his handicap was that he had to play drunk. Alternately, have you guys tried the handicap settings? That might be funny for ‘not allowed to shoot player x’ rule–making it take forever to club them to death.

  2. Posted December 15, 2005 at 11:53 am | Permalink

    He gets better with drink. I don’t recommend it.

  3. Mike Hoye
    Posted December 15, 2005 at 10:02 pm | Permalink