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We played some Halo on Saturday, which was fun. Coop wasn’t there, which is was sort-of-too-bad, but on the other hand sort-of-not-too-bad, because it made balancing the teams much, much easier. The rest of the people there were at least close to being reasonably evenly matched, but playing Halo with Cooper is like watching the Reader’s Digest condensed version of Macbeth.
Player 1: Where’s Coop? (dies.)
Player 2: Fuck! (dies.)
Coop enters scene, picks up weapons, exits.
Ominous. Which is not to say he will not be invited back, obviously, just that we might have to ply him with liquor or something.