This registry file, when installed, will change the capslock key on your Windows 2000 or XP box into a control key. Right-click, save to desktop, right-click, merge, then reboot.
The rationale behind it is here, in case you fear being owned by my elite hacker skills. You will also find words like “endian”, “scancode” and “dword” on that page, despite the fact that on every other operating system in the universe, this same thing can be achieved by clicking a checkbox.
Are we in the future yet?