The Report From The Front

While I’m saddened to report that despite the best efforts of our troops and allies in this long, difficult War On Christmas, we have been unsuccessful in having Christmas abolished this year. I am heartened to announce, however, that we have successfully secured an important beachhead at the Republican National Committee.

Happy holidays, stauch members of the alliance! Let us redouble our efforts in the new year!

One Comment

  1. Posted December 28, 2006 at 1:22 pm | Permalink

    I find your reference to the “New Year” culturally insensitive, and exclusionary to all non-Gregorian calendaring systems.

    My new year doesn’t start until DIES SOLIS KAL. MMDCCLX A.U.C., which is your 14th of January.

    Hail Ceasar!