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I’d Be Like Hitch, Except For Entire Bands

If I could introduce two bands to each other right now, to try and “set them up”, as it were, I’d definitely want to hook up my good friend She Wants Revenge with this very cute girl I know, Ladytron.

Thematically, they’re perfect for each other. I imagine the conversation going something like this:

She Wants Revenge: “We’re standing here in a club, looking over at a beautiful girl. The music is going thump thump thump. We are so sick of this. We wonder if this is beautiful girl is broken on the inside and slightly psychotic, the way we so prefer them. She smells nice. My life sucks.”

Ladytron: “We are so glamorous and beautiful, and yet so sad. Who will rescue us from this terrible fate of being glamorous and beautiful and yet so sad?”

She Wants Revenge: “Hello.”

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  1. Guillaume

    I would indeed like to see a coming together of both bands, one can only assume that the awesomeness produced would be on the scale of Aerosmith vs. RunDMC.

    But seeing that you like Ladytron, might I suggest taking a look at Freezepop, they’re slightly more ridiculous and lots of fun. Try listening to Super-sprøde or I Am Not Your Gameboy for awesomess and hilarity.

  2. Mike Hoye

    I don’t even want them to make music together. I want them to hook up, break up, and then make more music.