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July 29, 2008

The Fallout From A Culinary Mishap

Filed under: fail,food — mhoye @ 6:49 pm

I’m not going to go into details here. Mistakes were made. Let’s not dwell on the past.

That said: in devising my excuses, have concocted the phrase “betrayed by an impertinent chardonnay”, which I believe will not only fail completely to absolve me of blame but which, if spoken aloud in a just world, would see me beaten senseless on general principles.

On the off chance that you, dear reader, were considering using the impertinent-chardonnay-betrayal defense as well, know this: I don’t think it will work.

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