January 22, 2009

A Failed Idea

Filed under: fail,food — mhoye @ 1:39 pm

I thought that, since I was hungry as I sometimes am, I would supplement my meal today with some street meat from the hot-dog vendor outside. Which worked fine, until I got to the condiments, which were frozen. Not quite solid, they’d been stirred into a kind of slush, and (like a fool) I assumed they’d heat up against the barbecued sausage.

But the condiments won that fight.

It was like eating a hot-dog-flavored snow-cone.

Some of you may have had the thought cross your mind that, say, since you enjoy italian sausage, and you also enjoy frozen treats, you know what would really be good? A hot-dog-flavored snow-cone, you might have said to yourself.

You people may now put your minds at ease. I assure you, in the strongest possible terms, that idea won’t fly.

Thank you for your attention in this matter.


  1. My slurpee (Coke-flavoured, not sausage) and I laff at you

    Comment by bella anti matter — January 22, 2009 @ 7:23 pm

  2. You can’t put sauerkraut and olives on that, sucker!

    Comment by mhoye — January 22, 2009 @ 7:31 pm

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