I haven’t forgotten you, internets.
I have so many half-finished drafts here, but I haven’t been able to beat any of them into shape yet, for which I apologize. But you deserve the Mot Juste and not juste des mots, and I do not want to set the bar lower.
Here are some pictures to tide you over. They may be worth 1000 words, they may not; we’ll settle up later.