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Mein leben, check this out. Adobe – Career Opportunities:

At Adobe, we take pride in creating a vibrant and dynamic workplace that is fueled by ingenuity and innovation and that is recognized as a top employer. Great ideas can come from everywhere in the organization, and we know the next big idea could be yours. From developing cutting-edge technology and products to collaborating with exceptional employees and serving our communities, Adobe is redefining the true meaning of success.


Adobe has a new talent acquisition system. This system is optimized for performance on IE 6 or IE 7, running on Windows XP. Unfortunately it is not supported on Firefox, nor is it supported on a Mac at this time.

I want to say I’ve spotted the flaw in their plan, but strictly speaking that is definitely a redefinition of success.

“Our talent acquisition system is optimized for performance on IE6”, gah. Dear Adobe: Honestly, what the hell?

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  1. Posted April 9, 2010 at 6:50 pm | Permalink

    Let’s be clear: Nobody hires the best talent to work on their internal HR systems. Their internal HR systems are written by the dudes who can mostly add, and even do a bit of multiplication if you give them time.

  2. mhoye
    Posted April 9, 2010 at 7:41 pm | Permalink

    You are not seriously going to try to justify this, are you?

  3. Posted April 9, 2010 at 11:13 pm | Permalink

    It’s super-lame, no question. But all it says is that Adobe’s HR departments IT systems are lame. Most companies have pretty lame HR IT systems, if they don’t just outsource it entirely to like SAP or something.

  4. MrArfArf
    Posted April 9, 2010 at 11:26 pm | Permalink


    It’s super lame. No question or excuse needed. They did it it’s there, it’s ridiculous. Remember this is a company, any part of that company can ruin their image. To think of its alright to do something because someones boss said it’s ok, still makes it an adobe problem.

  5. mhoye
    Posted April 10, 2010 at 7:06 am | Permalink

    “But all it says is that Adobe‚Äôs HR departments IT systems are lame.”

    It also says “We’re willing to expose implementation details to the public, regardless of how it makes us look, because we can’t be bothered to hide it behind a webpage we could build with one of our own flagship products.”

  6. mhoye
    Posted April 10, 2010 at 7:08 am | Permalink

    “…please work for us.”