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Terrible idea, or best idea?

Today in IRC-as-performance-art news, a friend just had the idea of turning Amazon’s recommendation algorithm into some sort of Reality-TV / Takeshi’s Castle crossover thing.

12:02 <mhoye> My goodness, Amazon's "people who have bought this also bought" is returning some pretty implausible results.
12:04 <mhoye> 500 feet of rapelling cable, an espresso tamper, five knives and a ten-pound box of adhesive googly-eyes.
12:05 <mhoye> I live my life, and somewhere in the world, algorithms learn to fear.
12:05 <mhoye> This is good.
12:05 <colleague> that's actually not a bad mix
12:05 <mhoye> It gives me something to aspire to.
12:05 <colleague2>  mhoye: there's a concept for a show here -- something like "Chopped" but not food
12:05 <mhoye> I need more days in my life where those things are a necessity.
12:07 <mhoye> colleague2: That is a _brilliant_ idea. Some sort of cinema-verite thing where you go over the list of things Amazon also recommends, and then construct some sort of high-intensity scenario where IF YOU DON'T RAPPEL INTO THE ELEVATOR SHAFT, PRY OPEN THE DEVICE WITH ALL THE KNIVES AND┬áTAMP TEN POUNDS OF GOOGLEY EYES INTO IT OR THE CITY IS DOOMED.
12:09 <mhoye> Update: Clicking 'next' has added a book called "The Wisdom Of Whores", a 6-quart slow cooker and five hundred miniature pompoms to the list.
12:09 <mhoye> This might get complicated.

Contrived? Dumb? Absolutely. But also awesome, no?

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  1. Monica

    I love this an absolutely ridiculous amount. It makes me want to spend time trying to come up with ways to use the recommendations on amazon. Could be a fun party game, try to make up a story of a scenario using all the items lol!!