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September 17, 2014

Practical Orthodonty

Filed under: interfaces,lunacy — mhoye @ 8:08 pm

My dentist expressed some concern today that when he pokes my gums with a piece of sharp metal, they’re prone to bleeding.

My observation that almost every part of me has that quality was not well-received. He proposed some treatment for it, but when I told him I’d pay quite a bit extra to have him take whatever that is and dip my entire body in it that part of the conversation didn’t go all that swimmingly either. I said he could hold me by the heel, I know how this works, but no.

Anyway, long story short, apparently dentists have no sense of humour and flossing your entire body won’t make you invulnerable.

Now you know.

1 Comment

  1. I feel like dental technology is way behind in that they don’t yet have a way to replace all the stupid fragile bits in my mouth with some impermeable material that doesn’t require so much maintenance just to not bleed or rot.

    Comment by Ted Mielczarek — September 18, 2014 @ 1:47 pm

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